99 Bottles of Beer on the Mind...

Life is like a bottle of beer.  

At the beginning, you are excited because you have this whole bottle of beer ahead of you.  

A few sips later, you're embracing its flavor and admiring how refreshing it is.  

Halfway through, it's not quite as cold and fresh as it was when you opened it.  

Now, you don't look forward as much to the rest of your beer, so you drink it faster.

You lose appreciation and you are no longer mindful of its flavor.

Before you know it, you're near the end and you think to yourself, where'd it all go?

Remember to drink your beer sip by sip.

Don't drink it too fast.

And never forget, that the end of a bottle is just the beginning of another.